funny korean joke :D

One day in English class, the teacher wrote two words on the board: 'Agree' and 'Disagree.'
"Today, children," she said, "We're going to focus on these two words. Can anybody share a sentence or two with these two words in them?"
A nerd in the front of the class shot his hand in the air.
"Yes Bobby," the teacher smiled. "Please share."
"Well, I disagree with the way that bullies act at school, especially towards me. I agree that they should be disciplined for hurting others."
"Wow, thank you Bobby. That was excellent! Anybody else?"
Immediately, a Korean boy in the back of the class jumped up with his hand raised high, "Oh, oh, 선생님 선생님!!! 나 나 나 나 나 나!"
The teacher looked over and asked the little Korean boy to share.
Excited, the little Korean boy retorted "I saw sumshing sho 어그리... I say 디쓰 어그리!" ("I saw something sho ugry, I say dis ugry!")

The next day, the English teacher wrote two other words on the board: 'Harmony' and 'Fantasize.'
"Today, children," she said, "We're going to focus on these two words. Can anybody share a sentence or two with these two words in them?"
The same nerd in the front of the class shot his hand in the air.
"Yes Bobby," the teacher smiled. "Please share."
"I fantasize about going to Harvard Law School and marrying many pretty girls so we can all live in harmony."
A bit puzzled, the teacher replies to Bobby with a "Good job" and looks back at the class and asks, "Anybody else?"
Immediately, a Korean boy in the back of the class jumped up with his hand raised high, "Oh, oh, 선생님 선생님!!! 나 나 나 나 나 나!"
The teacher looked over and asked the little Korean boy to share.
Excited, the little Korean boy retorted "My 핟머니 has big 팬티 size!"

***선생님 = Teacher
나 = Me
항머니 = Grandmother
팬티 = Panties/Underwear

credits: soompi